Goat Simulator 3 iOS App: Stats & Benchmarks • SplitMetrics (2024)

6 months ago, lskdgaosn

Good port but not great

I love these games always have. Have this on Xbox and it’s amazing. The phone port….eh not so great. Running iPhone 15 pro max and have massive frame rate issues. There’s not even a graphic setting in order to allow you to adjust this or even favor performance over fidelity. Either way the pro max should be able to run this at 60 fps realistically with 0 issues. Hoping for some performance bug fixes and adjustments it’s a bit hard to play when I’m skipping all over the place due to frame rate drops, and I’m not talking a few fps. I mean like down to 15 or 20 fps at times.

6 months ago, AWESOME CHEF 249

An outstanding Goat Simulator Sequal

Well Coffee Stain, you did it again. You made yet another amazing and outstanding Goat Simulator game. I have played the original Goat Simulator for a while now. I got all of the mobile games, and the Nintendo Switch version, so of course I was excited to see one of my favorite all time video game series get ported over to mobile. I really enjoy this new entry a lot. It is fun, and brings plenty of new content and features to the table, while retaining some of the classic Goat Simulator charm like seen before. Additionally, the amount of content that is in this game is mind blowing, especially since this appears to be the full map that is seen on the PC/9th Gen Console Versions. However, there is one small issue, which has to be how often it crashes. Now, I understand I signed up for this when I got the mobile version instead of getting it on a PC or console, but it can be quite annoying at times. I hope this gets patched in the future. Other than this, this is a fantastic game that I hope to sink many more hours into!

6 months ago, Tom "slowbro"

As expected, excellent and funny game

I love the game, but on my iPad 9th generation it crashes every so often. It was crashing about every 5 minutes, then after an update it was crashing a lot less often, but over more hours of playing the crashes grew more frequent again, like every 3-5 minutes of gameplay now. I wonder if clearing the cache every so often might help, though it may not, but I don't think iPads let me clear the cache. Powering the device off then on doesn't seem to help.

4 weeks ago, Jonathan Daviss

Love this game

I love this game a lot, but there’s a little glitch that after I move for a little bit my first start up the game on my phone. It kicks me right out after I get to a different town. I love this game I really do if you could fix that for us on mobile, that would be really helpful but overall I love this game. It’s exciting and fun and really wacky. Spoiler not really ( just ended the boss fight too really funny 😂😂) if you guys could add a few more goats from the previous game that would make probably a lot of people happy

5 months ago, i dont like bananAS

Good but..

Ok I LOVE this game and I am happy that they came out on mobile but… there is a bug that annoys me, I play for a while and then it kicks me out of the app, I can play for quite a while before getting kicked like 5 - 20 minutes then it puts me at my Home Screen, I am figuring out if I don’t have enough room cause it happened on a old redownload game but I’m not sure and I would be very thankful if this gets checked out, thank you for your time and patience

4 months ago, we also dye

Relay fun game I love it

It’s a really fun and amazing game you can summon new see you you can become a fly if you really want to, you can get swallowed by a whale drowning people in the water is fun to do not let them out. I’m serious kill them all or else.🐐🔪🩸 besides that you can learn to fly just start going crazy become a shark in a jet pack. There’s nothing to do stopping you from making absolute destruction. I recommend you play this. And have a good time.

1 month ago, goat12345789

Love it! I have a question though

So apparently before the mobile version of this game came out, on Xbox there was some sort of summer update. I watched the trailer for it yesterday. So I wanna know if that was a one time thing and mobile will never experience it, or if the update comes every summer, kind of like how the Easter update comes every spring. Please make it come to mobile the summer accessories look so cool.

3 months ago, ShayneAmber

Great but not perfect…

The game itself is great and has better graphics than the original goat simulator, but i keep getting kicked out of the game after a while, sometimes not even 20 seconds pass and Im just kicked out of the game. Also the whistleblower event just keeps restarting every time I get kicked out of the game. So thats the reason I removed a star, so please fix this glitch and then I will give 5 stars. So other than that the game itself is great.

6 months ago, 🍪🍪🍫🍪🍪

Keep getting kicked

To be honest, I like the game! Although, I probably would like it better if I wouldn’t get kicked out all the time. I keep trying to play the game, and for whatever reason, I keep getting kicked out, for no reason whatsoever. I hate being repeatedly being kicked out over and over again. Please fix this. Please.

6 months ago, BVB16

Are you like this game but I wish there was more things to do

It would be better if you didn’t have to move your camera like every three seconds Anna I’ve been playing more games on my iPad and I was not been playing it that recently so they should updated like a bunch and I found like the twirly ballerinas that turn into a tornado so don’t ask me

2 months ago, drgyhhuhggvftrugfutuvfuyvryui

Great game!

I recommend this game. I bought it in December of 2023 and have played for over 100+ hours. I have almost completed it 100% and I have had fun playing it. There is one bug, which makes the game crash a lot, and if you are looking at a tutorial on the same device, the game restarts and takes a while to load, but overall, 11/10

6 months ago, jcmullins4

My favorite dev company 💀

Thanks for adding this game to mobile coffee stain, but I was just wondering. Are guys going to make a new map for gout simulator 3? I know how long it takes to actually do such a thing but if you do, can you make the oil rig in the background a place you can visit or like a cruise ship. Just a suggestion also can’t for more lore about this game franchise.💀

1 month ago, TrollSaul

3 months ago, ralpharach

Best game but…

When I play it for a few seconds or minutes it lags me out can you help with that for example like I don’t know make us see more farther or something. This game is good btw. Thanks you :)

2 months ago, TheDrafterReviewa

Goat sim 3 crash

The game is fine but the only issue I have with it is when you play, it tends to randomly crash at random times. Not sure what the issue is but makes the game almost unplayable at times.

6 months ago, little_joe121

One of my favorite games

I literally couldn’t stop thinking about goat simulator 3 when I heard it was coming to mobile since I played ever other goat simulator game when I was younger and I loved them so much

2 months ago, TPS-Theone

It’s good

First of all let me say that this is an amazing game ported to mobile devices. Developers, please read this review and fix these things . Stop bodies from respawning in the same area and let them be where they died . Fix the crashing

6 months ago, Beastfang125

Great game but it randomly crashes

I love the game but it randomly crashes, can you maybe put something in the settings to reduce the graphics so it doesn’t crash?

2 months ago, XFunkyMonkeyX

Good but can use some improvements

So the new update didn’t really do much because the game still only works for 10-20mins but other than that it’s a great game

2 months ago, goat sim is good

Amazing game

This game is amazing but the only issue is that it will black screen and crash after a certain amount of minutes.

3 weeks ago, SB's Mom

Graphics for mobile and iPad and phone.

The game is fun and all but the graphics for mobile is kinda bad there’s no shades on my game. Not trying to be demanding but I’m just saying could you please add shades and stuff for mobile. It would make the game look more Interesting so please add the coffee stain.

6 months ago, YellowBrickToast

Great game, lackluster port

I wish I had better things to say. I really enjoyed this game on PS5, but this iOS port needs work. In my short time with this port two issues jumped out in particular. 1) Performance: It stutters quite badly on an iPhone 14 Pro. It would be nice to have some graphics options to improve performance. 2) Controller Support: while this game does support the use of controllers, there’s no way to hide the onscreen touch interface. It’s incredibly distracting and rendered the game unplayable for me. I’d love to play this on my phone so I hope these issues are resolved soon! In the meantime, I would steer clear.

1 month ago, Catnap10720629

Pls add goat simulator two

Pls add goat simulator two I have have Been in playing it since it came out and really wanna see goat simulator two more events dlcs and yes like April Fools Day the goat is able to shape shift to the nearest person

6 months ago, Yayyychickenwing

Fun but glitches

I was driving a taxi car then the game crashed it crashes a lot please fix and it’s not compatible with so much devices

6 months ago, 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🍑🍑

GREAT GAME just a bug

After playing for a while If you get in the car the controls to drive it disappear please look into this

2 months ago, CastielTheCat(oc)

Crashes

It keeps crashing after a couple minutes and I don’t know why, I have enough space on my device but it just keeps crashing, I would like this to be fixed

6 months ago, hfevboucfheoichnoeufhv

Black screen why?

The game is bugged on my device so that the game when started doesn’t work and just shows a black screen only and I don’t know what to do so please fix it

2 months ago, Dr.Reece

Biggest issue

I love every aspect of the game and acknowledge every goat simulator game crashes once in a while, but the constant crashes on this game are ridiculous and make it nearly unplayable can't play longer than 2 minutes without it crashing. Hope the devs fix this soon.

4 months ago, Golfytennis

Goat

My friend David let me play this game at his house and I loved it the moment I started so I got the game at my house and I’ve been playing it ever since,and it it is probably my favorite game ever.

2 weeks ago, cas0924

Please stop the crashing

Every time I try to play it lasts for like a minute until it crashes but other then that its fine 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

4 months ago, sneaky Sasquatch lover

Suggestion

For the human goat, if you could make it so you could customize your human to your liking, it would be amazing :)) so… if you could make a catalog of things for the human… uhh… yea. Thanks guys >:3

3 months ago, Hooray300

Not bad

I mean, for a game that can even run on previous generation consoles, this runs ok on my phone 12. It does crash pretty frequently and the frame rate is all over the place, but it never usually goes below 15 frames. Overall it’s ok.

3 weeks ago, Spider1856

Fine

During playing the game it keeps kicking me out! I play for like 30 min and kicks me out please fix it.

3 months ago, ghthtogmeifnrmkgmrmfk

Goat sim 1 an 3

Goat simulator 1 is fun but three is way better when I compared them goat sim 3 won and I thought “man what was I doing with my life” like that actually happend

2 months ago, xTNT1252

Amazing

This game is AMAZING thank you coffee stain for making this, there is so much more to do in this game like events, minigames, collect items, and so much more. In my opinion, this game is spotless.

5 months ago, Reeducking

Crashes

Very nice game but keeps crashing more and more frequent every time I play. No other issues, frame rate good, stuff is rendering, but it just crashes. At least it’s relatively fast loading back up the game

6 months ago, JuJu BowDen HiLl

very amazing game but i have a problem.

i love this game so much it is very fun and also has more options than in the first one. but i am having a problem. it keeps crashing me out of the game once in a few minutes. it makes me very sad because the game is really fun. if the developers read this, could you fix the bug please?

Description

Pilgor is finally baack on the small screen. Now you can be even more unsocial during family dinners. Yay! Goat Simulator 3 Mobile gives you the same open world to explore and destroy as the PC and console versions of the game. Headbutt civilians, drive without a license, or join a yoga class! It’s just like in real life. You can invite a friend in multiplayer mode, cause mayhem together, or become enemies while playing any of the seven mini-games. If you don’t have a friend, you could get the game on two devices and just pretend. We won’t tell a soul. The giant sandbox island of San Angora is in the palm of your hoof! KEY FEATURES: – Goats! Tall goats, fishy goats, goats with hats, there's a goat for your every need – An open world to explore, with an ‘ok amount’ of quests, challenges, and secrets to uncover – Bring chaos together with a friend in multiplayer mode – Break off that friendship for good with seven different mini-games – Dress up your goat in a wide range of different gears to unleash its true powers – Ragdoll physics that slap Newton in the face